Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Pussy

Every once in a while (honestly, not as often as I'd like but that's another topic for another time) I get homework assignments from Daddy. Most recently, Daddy instructed me to watch the following video for Pussy by Rammstein. You remember Rammstein. Think about the music scene in the late 90s. Ah, the smell of clove cigarettes... the feel of flannel on your skin... back when malaise had been elevated to a profession and we were all squeezing the last drops of cool out of the late 90s music scene before it died a due death. You with me? Excellent. Now, rhythmically tap your foot and read the following out loud in the deepest most gravely, angsty voice you can muster.

Du
du hast
du hast mich
du hast mich
du hast mich gefragt
du hast mich gefragt
du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt

Yes, that Rammstein! Now, if you're reading this blog you should already be in a NSFW frame of mind. But I'd be remiss if I didn't tell you, this video is N. S. F. W. In fact, it's basically porn complete with a spluge shot at the end. But, it's set to German industrial music, which makes it art. (Duh. I mean, everybody knows that, right?)

Enjoy! I did.

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