Food Porn: Vegan 'Chicken' and Waffles Doughnut ... for real!

This is vegan stoner food at its finest. Damn, I wish I lived close enough to try one of these!

I'll start slow so you can enjoy this as much as possible. At the base lives a classic, unassuming doughnut slathered in a sinful maple glaze. That's right, they glazed that baby with a load maple goodness. You like that? Yeah, I thought you might. Atop this maple-slathered ring of fried dough you'll find not one, but two pieces of fried 'chicken.' You heard me right, our sweet maple doughnut eagerly takes not one but two pieces of hand-breaded "chicken" at a time. Um... dare I say it? Fuck yeah, I dare! TWO 'CHICKENS' ONE DOUGHNUT, Y'ALL! Are you satisfied, yet? No? Well neither am I so let's push on. Crowning those two pieces of 'chicken' getting all kinds of cozy with each other is a vegan waffle square. But don't let its description fool you, because this waffle is no "square." Hellz no! This baby has taken an additional load of maple drizzle, right to the face. Just like a good little waffle square should. Just look at that picture!

*shudder* Nom.

This doughnut / "chicken" / waffle ménage à trois can be in your mouth for only $6.95 at Vegan Treats in Bethlehem, PA.

Money's on the dresser. I gotta go take a shower. I expect you to be gone by the time I'm done.